When I'm at dinner with two of the hub's cousins, their spouses and children, and I find out that the book my MIL asked for as her birthday gift is actually... um... How do I say this... Erotica.
Wanting to die doesn't even begin to explain how I felt. And the poor hubs... He was trying so hard not to choke on his dinner lol!
And then this conversation between the hubs and I followed...
Me: "Umm, honey I already bought the book. It's the first of a trilogy."
Hubs: "She is NOT getting the other two!"
Later on, he got on the phone with his mother to ask her what she's doing with erotica lol Oh honey, sometimes momma needs to have some fun too.
(And yes, the book is Fifty Shades of Grey. Which I'm told is terribly written. But I'm not compelled to find out for myself.)