I made cookies! I don't often bake cookies because baking a cake is a thousand times less tedious. But the hubs sent in a request (by that, I mean he actually emailed me a formal request) for chocolate chip cookies. And since I don't take direction well at all, I made oatmeal chocolate chip cookies.
And afterwards when we were munching on cookies...
Me: "I think I still prefer oatmeal raisin."
Hubs: "NO. YOU ARE WRONG."
Me: "What?! It's my personal preference!"
Hubs: "You're wrong. WRONG."
Me: "You're telling me my opinion is wrong?"
Me: "Your nipples are not level."
Hubs: "What?!?! Bullshit."
Then the conversation included a ruler, a level and picture-taking. I can't be blamed... I have ADD, and he's tall so that's where my eyes rest when I face him.
We're really not for everyone.