When my husband gets home from work and walks through the door, I require a hello and a kiss. I had a tiring day at work, so today I thought I'd like a hug too.
Him: "It's too hot. I don't want to get hugged!"
Me: *Ignores crabby husband and hugs anyway*
Him: "Hey! When we got married you told me that when the weather gets hot you don't like to be touched! You can't hug me!"
Me: "Yes. But that's my rule. It doesn't apply to you. Now shut up and hug me."