April 7, 2010

Tan Lines Galore

These sandals aren't quite as offensive as the last pair of footwear I blogged about, but all I can think of when I see these are the spectacular tan lines the wearer would end up with.

I have no tan lines (I stay indoors 97.99% of the time, regardless of season) because they freak me out. Quite a quirk, no? I think it stems from the summer my cousin wore only one pair of sandals and had the absolute worst tan lines because of it. All I can say is, I wish I'd taken a picture lol

4 comments:

Kelli said...

Hey Audrie, Thats a crack up! It wouldn't have been my first thought upon seeing them but now that you mention it... :) I'm one of those people that forgets about silly tan lines and then ends up with them, somehow they seem to last all summer too!

anniem said...

Hey Audrie..comme August you want a picture of my feet??? I wear my favourite Birkies aaalllll the time and I have a great sandal tan by the time summer ends. Soooooo....you want a picture of my feet--ooh that even sounds gross don't even think about how they look , by that time my pedicure will have become pedi-disease needin' a new pedi--cure. You make me laugh girl. Thanks for your sleuthin' out the strange footwear. Ann

CitricSugar said...

I think they're absolutely perfect for the modern cave-tart who is reluctant to buy fishnet stockings...

Rebekah said...

Those boots would give quite the tan line.

A few summers ago I was rocking an awesome tan line on my feet from my reef flip flops. I was really proud of it...until I tried to wear other sandals :)

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