Me: "Hey could you please pick up wheat kaiser rolls from the supermarket on your way home?"
Hubs: "Oooh does this mean chicken patties!"
Me: "Yeah! Do you know where they are?"
Hubs: "Err nope."
Me: "Okay. They're at the deli counter, and when you're facing the counter they're on the left side but sort of in the middle. There's a left stack of buns and a right stack of buns but you want to go to the left side and the wheat ones are on the far right of that. Sort of in the middle of the deli counter but on the left. Have I confused you?"
Hubs: "Uhhhhhh.... So I'm getting toothpaste?"