July 28, 2009

Foot In Mouth Disease

Do you ever wish you could take what your other half says and cram it back into his / her mouth? The hubs says a lot of things that make me wish to inflict grevious bodily harm.

Although I must admit it makes me love him a whole bunch more because only he could come up with this crap.
  • Yesterday I'm about to leave the house and I go hug and kiss him goodbye. The only thing he could muster the strength to say was "You bringin' food home? Or you cookin'?"
  • I was baking cookies last week, and I burned my finger a tiny bit while trying to remove a cookie tray. He goes "Oh no! Watch the cookies!"
  • But the piece de resistance... When I came home from four days away in NYC, he hugged me, kissed me, and whispered in my ear "You need to go to the store".
He's really lucky he's got a cute bum. Oh, and he's holding our little baby Isobel upside-down in that picture because he insists she really likes it. The look of horror on her little face says otherwise.


Aurelia said...

STeve is a comedian without even realising it!!!


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