Sometimes the hubs rings from work when he's bored or just wants to have a laugh...
Me: "Hi honey, what's up?"
Hubs: "I was just wondering... How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
Me: "Hmmm maybe a quarter of a tonne."
Hubs: "Like a metric tonne or short ton?"
Me: "Well that really depends on the woodchuck, doesn't it?"
Me: "You're silly."
So silly :)