I'm not a huge fan of the Olympics but I will watch bits and bobs just to get a few highlights. I did watch quite a bit of gymnastics and am now an expert in all things gymnastics. I really am. But I was thrilled when my Pretend Boyfriend Nathan Adrian won his first individual gold. Look at him. He should just win for being pretty. And hot. Pretty hot. Hah. I'm funny.
Hubba hubba. Biceps. Abs. Biceps. Abs. What an abundance of gifts. And he's tall. Like he could be a tree kind of tall. Plus he's pretty in the face area. And it turns out he's kind of funny. I do like me some tall, pretty and funny men. My Actual Husband is one.
I like to pretend that he's dedicated the win to me, and that we're intrinsically linked because he's half Chinese. Also, I'm quite delusional. And the hubs is not pleased with me. I cannot for the life of me figure out why.
Speaking of Speedos, I found this bit about his trunks splitting as he started a race. And won. What a good Pretend Boyfriend, always winning for me.
Pictures from here and here.