We were at the store, checking out, and the hubs turns to me and starts staring...
Me: "Uhh what?"
Hubs: "In answer to your question from three weeks ago, YES."
Me: "Okaaaay... pray tell, what was the question?"
Hubs: "I don't know. I've always just wanted to say that."
Me: "You're so lucky I can't kill you in public."
I don't know where he comes up with this stuff. Honestly.