I was at work yesterday, and I somehow got into a conversation with my co-worker and a few customers about bums and how people pad their bums to make them larger. I have pancake bum (Thanks, Mum) but I would never pad my rear end. Even though I look like I'm about to topple over, being hideously top-heavy (This one's thanks to both parents... not that my Dad has big boobs. His sisters and mum do. This is getting weird.).
But I understand the appeal of a shapely bum so of course I started rapping Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-A-Lot. It wasn't my finest moment but this bitch can keep a beat. Yo.
Everyone in the conversation was stunned and kept asking me what the hell I was saying. None of them had heard of the song!? Whaaaat?! My poor co-worker turned a brilliant shade of red so being the shit-stirrer that I am, I continued rapping another couple lines :) Seriously, I'm awesome to have around.
So here it is. Sir Mix-A-Lot and his ode to large bums. Mum, you might not want to click 'play'. Dad might though...