The hubs has this ridiculous wish that my eyesight fails one fine day, so that I have to wear black-rimmed glasses. So we're watching TV and this Asian chick is wearing black-rimmed glasses...
Hubs: "You need to wear glasses like that. Just bigger."
Me: "Bigger?"
Hubs: "Yeah you need those glasses but bigger."
Me: "Are you saying I have a big face?!?!"
Hubs: "Bigger glasses... To break up all that skin."
Then I flung myself on the floor and flailed around a bit. He joined me on the floor, laughing, thinking he's reaaaaally funny. Ass.
2 comments:
hey,you know who needs the great big glasses? The woman who ran into your car.
Tell hubs that if he wants to buy you big glasses; make sure they're full of beer (or whatever your fave drink is!!)
Ass. Hat.
;)
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