May 18, 2010

Note To Self

Dear Self,

Don't keep your lip balm and glue stick in the same bowl beside the sewing machine, especially when they look alike if you're not paying attention. There may have been a very horrific outcome had you not smelled something odd.

With love,
Self

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17 comments:

KarrieLyne said...

*chuckles*
this is funny and not so funny at the same time.
glad you didn't acutally use the glue :)

angela said...

bwahahahahaha Good thing glue sticks don't smell like peppermint like those old glue pots! Why they thought little kids wouldn't eat candy smelling paste is beyond me.

Made.By.Jess said...

I landed on your blog from the sew, mama, sew giveaway and I seen your post and it made me laugh. Thanks for being so funny & lightening up my day. smiles all around ☺
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Shirley said...

Well if the Nivea lip balm smells as bad as Nivea handcream (bad memories) then I might not have noticed the difference!

CitricSugar said...

Saved by your sniffer!

Too funny. However, better in the glue-stick bowl than in your pocket if you're one of those folk who forgets to check pockets before throwing things in the laundry. I've learned to keep lip balm in my purse. Regardless.

Really glad you didn't glue your mouth shut. :-)

Jamie said...

laughing! =O

Umma crafty squirrel said...

I love the note to yourself, ROFL. Don't worry I've had similar incidents happen to me. Like picking out stitches and having a pencil nearby. I end up jabbing scribbles on my fabric without looking. Or trying to eat and sew for the kids, I ended up putting the seam ripper in the mouth instead of a chip. I'm such a great multi-tasker.

Lilly said...

xD

Kelly said...

Bahahahhaaa!! This made me do a laugh which degenerated into coughing! Oh I so would have loved to have seen THAT!

Katie said...

Hahaha, I have this same problem. A lot of times I will put my glass of milk in the fridge instead of the jug of milk. That's kind of embarrassing.

CaryManda said...

dumbassedness! Bwahahaha!
new fave word!!!
glad a crisis was avoided!

whatktmadenext said...

LOL, thank goodness for your sense of smell :)

Megan said...

That happened to me with come cork grease, or something, that was in my clarinet case. I'm not sure I was safe and smelled it first. oh well. It was years ago and I'm still alive! haha

Aurelia said...

HAHAHA, reminds me the The Bloggess's post of her brushing her teeth with glue. =)

daisy said...

a visit to your blog is always granted with a laugh. it's 9 a.m. here and i'm starting my work day at the office, so it's a good way to start.
i'm totally addicted to lip balm (my husband hates it because then he doesn't get to kiss me) and thank god that has never (almost) happened to me!

Rebekah said...

too funny :)

That's never ever happened to me before *ahem*

Sam said...

oh no! haha. luckily i don't have glue sticks laying around or I'm sure I'd be guilty of doing this numerous times.

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