So the hubs and I are watching TV and there's some ad where the guy gives the wife her Christmas pressie at 2am while she's up with the baby. I thought he'd woken her up...
Me: "You'd better not pull that shit, waking me up if I'm asleep when we have a kid to give me a present."
Hubs: "She was already awake with the baby!"
Me: "Oh. Then that's alright."
Hubs: "I just realised, when we have a baby, you're not going to hear the baby. I'm going to be the one getting up."
Hubs: "I think I'm mad at you already."