The hubs was buying a new xBox game last week, and before the guy rang him up, he turned to me...
Guy: "Now, seeing as it's Valentine's next week, I have to make sure this is okay with you."
Me: "I really don't give a shit about Valentine's."
Hubs: "It's why I married her."
But he can still buy me chocolate. Every. Single. Day. Of. The. Year.