Double Standards

Me: "So this guy came in and bought a gift certificate for $58 today. Isn't that strange? I told him that was rather odd and specific."

Hubs: "What? He's an ass."

Me: "Noooo it's probably for his mum or aunt who's turning 58 or something!"

Hubs: "Oh! That makes sense! He's not an ass then."

Me: "He was good looking too. Like really good looking."

Hubs: "Yup, he's an ass."

Heehee.