September 24, 2010

Man-Repelling

I came across the blog Man-Repeller a while ago and have since realised there's plenty in my closet that have man-repelling qualities.

It's easy to realise this when your husband points it out to you. Extreeeemely helpful.

The other day...

Hubs: "You look very nice today."
Me: "Thanks... but I always look nice..." (I'm really not this cocky. Pinkie swear.)
Hubs: "Well see this dress fits you nicely. You have some dresses that kind of come so far out... and... they make you look bigger than you are..."
Me: "Are you talking about my French Connection dress???"
Hubs: "Err sure?"
Me: "But it's French Connection!"

Sometimes fashion just trumps everything so I'm still wearing those billowy dresses :P

And as if to prove my point, Prada's latest offerings are drenched in man-repelling abilities.

No bueno, Prada. No bueno at all.

I'd totally wear the shoes in the last two pictures though.

Pictures courtesy of The Sartorialist.

9 comments:

Kari said...

Eeek! Are those bananas on that last shirt?

Mary said...

Yikes! Not at all flattering - what were they thinking?

Aurelia said...

Tunic dresses are NOT COOL Che! They're like tents with boobs.

Please do not wear them anymore. I've thrown out all of mine already... =)

Aunti Nicole's Corner said...

Wow that orange one is sure to keep them away! and the last one.. the shoes...ouch! are they all supposed to look like Freda Kahlo...

CaryManda said...

HA! I was thinking, 'Oooooh i like those stripey shoes! I'd totally wear those!"
and then i read your comment. :)

Averil said...

the shoes are cute, but everything else is burning my eyeballs.... >=P

Blue Is Bleu said...

@Aurelia When it's summer and you're sweating from places that shouldn't exist, you don't care about looking like a tent! I'm keeping them! :P

erica said...

Ha. you're hilarious Audrie!

Kristin Hjellegjerde said...

Hilarious! Man repellent! You got a point!

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