Hubs: "Hey dad."
FIL: "Oh haha Steve you just gave me a prank call five minutes ago!"
Hubs: "Umm no I didn't."
FIL: "What? Yes you did..."
Hubs: "I really did not! What was the phone call???"
FIL: "Errr this guy called in a funny voice and said, 'Hi can I speak to Steve the lawyer?' and I thought it was you, so I went, 'He's in the bathroom right now pullin' his d**k.'"
Hubs: "OH MY GOD! Check the caller ID! Who was it?!?!"
Turns out, it was his old law professor.
Oh I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.