January 8, 2010

Randomness

Sometimes I have a thought and it doesn't quite warrant an entire post, so here's some randomness...

- I met my husband for lunch today and as I was walking from my car to the restaurant, two police officers were leading a young man in cuffs to awaiting patrol cars. All I could think was, "Don't make eye contact! He'll take you hostage and make you his bitch".

- If I had a theme song, it would be "The Neverending Laundry" (sung to the tune of The Neverending Story"). Am I right, ladies?

- The hubs and I tried smizing (smiling with your eyes) because he saw Larry King asking Tyra Banks about
it... I had to stop trying because I looked deranged and was scaring him.

- I had never had a Wendy's Frosty till I came to the States. It is evil. Delicious, delicious evil.

- Every time I'm at my sewing machine, I think I'm going to sew my fingers together. Or that the needle will break and stab my hand. Or my eye.

- I want a Twix right now. And a bagel.

Anyone have any random thoughts to share?

11 comments:

leigh said...

mmmm. twix.

also - the laundry is SO neverending. But thankfully I have forgotten the tune to neverending story.

SueWis said...

You're right about the laundry thing.

AND I did read somewhere in blogland that my Bernina is so powerful that it sewed through a woman's finger without the needle breaking so now I am super careful. Even though I've always been careful, now I am paranoid careful.

CitricSugar said...

This is hilarious - nice to know I'm not the only one.

Sometimes I worry that if we don't eat cows, no one will look after them and they'll go extinct. I also wonder what happens to water when it evaporates. (I was terrible at chemistry...)

Kaye Prince said...

I did three loads of laundry today - it was tedious, but I really enjoyed how warm it all was as it came out of the dryer!

Have you ever tried dipping your french fries into your Frosty and eating them? Trust me, do it! I know it sounds really weird, but it is soooo good!

jaybird said...

i actually don't.. which is so not normal... but it is probably b/c i have so many things on my to-do list that i'm not thinking of any random things. {but i like reading yours}

angela said...

I totally worry about my eye getting poked by a broken needle any time I sew over a bulky seam! Crazy stuff.

Oh, and the hubby does laundry here, so I just have to listen to him complain about it being never ending.

And I'm so glad we don't have to pee outside like my dog - her little legs barely worked after she went out into the snow this morning!

6p00d83424e0a953ef said...

So funny, my theme song was "Laundry Queen" sung to the tune of Abba's Dancing Queen.

Dana said...

So funny.

And weird . . . cause this is exactly how my mind works too.

why not sew? said...

Oh Laundry!!! I have the needle in the eye fear thing too!

Post Grad Hair Cut said...

Haha you're hilarious. I work right next to the police station and I have those thoughts all the time.

Happy to read your blog.

Samantha

Rebekah said...

laundry is the story of my life too...mostly because I procrastinate finishing it because I hate it so much

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