Him: "Hey honey, do you know what 'fractal' means?"
Me: "No. What is it?"
Him: "I don't know."
Me: "What do you mean you don't know?"
Him: "Well I know it's something to do with math and thought you might know."
Me: "Just 'cause I'm Asian, huh?"
Me: "You're an ass."
The owner of the quilt shop was standing nearby and cracked up when she heard our stupid conversation. Can't say I blame her.