I came across the blog Man-Repeller a while ago and have since realised there's plenty in my closet that have man-repelling qualities.
It's easy to realise this when your husband points it out to you. Extreeeemely helpful.
The other day...
Hubs: "You look very nice today."
Me: "Thanks... but I always look nice..." (I'm really not this cocky. Pinkie swear.)
Hubs: "Well see this dress fits you nicely. You have some dresses that kind of come so far out... and... they make you look bigger than you are..."
Me: "Are you talking about my French Connection dress???"
Hubs: "Err sure?"
Me: "But it's French Connection!"
Sometimes fashion just trumps everything so I'm still wearing those billowy dresses :P
No bueno, Prada. No bueno at all.
I'd totally wear the shoes in the last two pictures though.
Eeek! Are those bananas on that last shirt?
ReplyDeleteYikes! Not at all flattering - what were they thinking?
ReplyDeleteTunic dresses are NOT COOL Che! They're like tents with boobs.
ReplyDeletePlease do not wear them anymore. I've thrown out all of mine already... =)
Wow that orange one is sure to keep them away! and the last one.. the shoes...ouch! are they all supposed to look like Freda Kahlo...
ReplyDeleteHA! I was thinking, 'Oooooh i like those stripey shoes! I'd totally wear those!"
ReplyDeleteand then i read your comment. :)
the shoes are cute, but everything else is burning my eyeballs.... >=P
ReplyDelete@Aurelia When it's summer and you're sweating from places that shouldn't exist, you don't care about looking like a tent! I'm keeping them! :P
ReplyDeleteHa. you're hilarious Audrie!
ReplyDeleteHilarious! Man repellent! You got a point!
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