I Know Him Better Than He Thinks

My husband called during his lunch hour which he doesn't normally do...

Me: "Hi honey! To what do I owe the pleasure?!"

Him: "Oh I just wanted to hear your voice!"

Me: "Awwwwwwww... No, really, what do you want?"

Him: "Well... I... need you to call the law school registrar's office for my transcript..."

Me: "HAH!"

Him: "I love youuuuuuuuuu..."

At least he tries to spare my feelings, right? Hehe :)