I suffer from Chronic Bitchface. It's true. I've been afflicted all my life, and I can't count how many times someone has said to me, "You know, I always thought you were such a bitch, but you're really nice and funny". Oh yeah? Well you're still dumb. How's them apples?Huh? Who said that? Where was I?
Oh, right. Bitchface.
I don't walk around grinning and smiling like a halfwit, so people tend to assume I'm a sourpuss. Sometimes I am, but most times there's songs from Mary Poppins and advertisement jingles playing in my head. Despite my face, I'm really a nice person. Unless you piss me off. Then you're on your own.
This drawing made me laugh because it illustrates my affliction so perfectly :)
Picture courtesy of Kris Atomic.
Ha! I LOVE it!! I was having a perfectly wonderful day a while ago and one of my co-workers came up to me all concerned and asked how I was because I "looked tired." That was a bummer ....
ReplyDeleteauddie, how i love you. Thanks for making me giggle. And come to grips with my own bitchfacedness.
ReplyDeleteyep, totally a word.
Hilarious! You have brightened up my day,
ReplyDeleteI'm so with you on this!
That would be me too!!! I love it.
ReplyDeleteI have been searching for a name for that condition for some time now! At last ... I have found it. I'm laughing so hard! Love it!
ReplyDeleteHugs & stitches,
Jennifer
Yep...I'm similarly afflicted.
ReplyDeletePeople always ask me "what's wrong". I have chronic sadface.
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