Tough Luck

The other evening on TV I heard someone talking about how men might be attracted to Asian women because they're more subservient, compliant and docile than Western women.

I started to giggle to myself, then I realised my husband was glaring at me. And he says to me, "I. GOT. JIPPED."

Poor guy picked the bossiest, most opinionated and sarcastic Asian chick there ever lived.